Tuesday, May 24, 2005
an extremely scientific poll
This survey is serious business. It will help some very serious people make some very serious decisions in their very serious lives. So please participate -- and no making shit up!
a poll for those who wear clothing:
Ahem. Yes, I eagerly await your response.
when is it time to discard a pair of pants?
is it:
a) when they are X years old
b) when they have acquired Y holes the size of Z in
them
c) when they no longer cover the areas that they are
supposed to cover
d) when they cannot be patched because the fabric is
so weak that they tear when stitched
e)when you place the pants into a clothes washer and
get a handful of fabric strips out
f) C) and D)
g) D) and E)
h) roll your own...
obviously X, Y, and Z are for your own numbers. if you
choose options a) or b), please include those numbers.
And so does the Boy.
-N