Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Cherry Blossom Girl is now dating some chick with a ring through the middle of her nose like a cow.
Oh why me.
This is one opportunity that seems to have skillfully passed me by.
Sometimes I wish I could be as risky in my personal life as I am at work. I wish I could just march right up to a girl and say: "hey. I like you. Let's go out for sushi and watch documentaries together. I promise to be exciting and understanding and fun, and I promise we'll make each other into better people, and I promise to never lie to you or cheat on you. I promise to stay the night, be nice to your family, walk you to your door, hold you closer when it's cold out, comfort you when you're sad, rejoice in your successes, and support you in your darkest moments. But for now, let's just try it. Just one date."
I like to think I don't need to kill a horse to make someone an offer they can't refuse.
It is cold and windy and raining out, and I have to go to the dentist tomorrow. How sad.
Thank you for listening to my infantile complaints.