Tuesday, July 17, 2007

You Know You're an Insensitive Bastard When

You're watching
A Mighty Heart with Angelina Jolie, and during the scene where she's just received the news that her husband has been beheaded, and all you can think is:

Wow, she's a screamer. I wonder if she makes those sounds in bed.

Sometimes I wonder if they cast amazingly sexy women in serious roles just to test my moral fiber (weak like cotton candy). I'm starting to think that seven months without sex is seven months too long for anyone who isn't a monk.

So maybe I'll shave my head and start working towards Nirvana. It sounds like it might be easier than getting laid.

That is all. Carry on.


by Nome at 12:49 AM
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