Thursday, June 30, 2005

fun with Egyptians and a little fiction

I did write yesterday, but my fucking computer died and I lost everything. I was having a bit of fun with a guy who contacted me through my Flickr photos, because he was a terribly predictable individual and rather good for a lark. It's mean and it's catty, but I think it's safe to say that he deserved it. For the record, I don't much like total strangers on the internet being as forward as he was. It would be cool if people understood that just because I have photos of my outside available for public consumption, it doesn't mean you know me, or that the superficial is all I am. I thought that was fairly obvious, but apparently not. Cheezy lines also don't get you very far with me. In fact, they make me want to swear off men forever.

Here, I'll post some of our MSN conversation and you'll get it. I get creepy vibes from this guy. His messages are in red. The information I know about him I gleaned from his profile, but he doesn't seem to know anything about me at all. English is rather clearly not his first language. I won't hold that against him, but as you can see the "proplems" go quite a lot deeper than that. The (F) is a rose emoticon, by the way. THAT was his opening.

28/06/2005
11:19:28 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
(F)
28/06/2005
11:19:42 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
hello?
28/06/2005
11:20:12 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
hi
28/06/2005
11:20:32 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
how r u
28/06/2005
11:20:39 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fine. you?
28/06/2005
11:21:26 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
i'm not bad
28/06/2005
11:21:33 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
where r u from
28/06/2005
11:21:43 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
canada
28/06/2005
11:21:49 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
and you
28/06/2005
11:21:55 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
you're from egypt right?
28/06/2005
11:21:57 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
by the nile
28/06/2005
11:22:00 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
coooooooooooool
28/06/2005
11:22:07 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
i like that country much
28/06/2005
11:22:15 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
& i like its pepole

28/06/2005
11:22:22 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
how old r u
28/06/2005
11:22:31 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
getting right to the point i see
28/06/2005
11:23:30 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
what u mean dolly
28/06/2005
11:23:31 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
;)
28/06/2005
11:23:57 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
what does it matter, exactly?
28/06/2005
11:26:19 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
how old r u
28/06/2005
11:26:39 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
r u have a proplem in that
28/06/2005
11:26:41 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
????
28/06/2005
11:27:24 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
ok
28/06/2005
11:27:26 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
it
28/06/2005
11:27:28 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
never mind
28/06/2005
11:27:32 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
it's a pretty personal question
28/06/2005
11:27:51 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
okay dolly
28/06/2005
11:27:58 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
and one you could find the answer to exceedingly easily
28/06/2005
11:27:58 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
it's okay
28/06/2005
11:28:11 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
why on earth would that be the most important thing to you?
28/06/2005
11:28:30 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
i am old enough. and Iolder than i look
28/06/2005
11:28:35 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
i just want 2 know if u r still studying or work
28/06/2005
11:28:48 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
well then why don't you ask that. there's a better beginning

28/06/2005
11:29:22 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
u must know that youth in the heart & shiny eye althow happy smile
28/06/2005
11:29:43 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
okay
28/06/2005
11:29:52 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
hmmm. i am four years younger than you are
28/06/2005
11:29:53 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
what's your horo scop
28/06/2005
11:30:04 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
i mean birthday
28/06/2005
11:30:06 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
another odd question. i am a scorpio
28/06/2005
11:30:06 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
cooooooooooooooooooool
28/06/2005
11:30:21 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
so u r more experince than me
28/06/2005
11:30:25 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
that many 'o's for only four years? how strange
28/06/2005
11:30:36 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
;)

28/06/2005
11:30:43 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
well, actually, since you've been on the earth longer than i have, i think that would mean it's the other way around
28/06/2005
11:31:47 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
anyway, i will tell you that i really like your photos. they're marvelously imaginative
28/06/2005
11:32:01 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
thanx
28/06/2005
11:32:07 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
but which
28/06/2005
11:32:11 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
:P
28/06/2005
11:32:14 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
which one
28/06/2005
11:32:29 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
all my photo is that
28/06/2005
11:32:30 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
:P
28/06/2005
11:32:31 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
:D
28/06/2005
11:33:21 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
which one is u like
28/06/2005
11:33:27 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
descripe it 2 me
28/06/2005
11:33:34 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
just refersh my mind
28/06/2005
11:33:39 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
well, all of them really.
28/06/2005
11:34:01 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
hehehehe
28/06/2005
11:34:05 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
thanx much

28/06/2005
11:34:14 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
i like the orange frog
28/06/2005
11:34:19 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
but where u c that
28/06/2005
11:34:39 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
aha
28/06/2005
11:34:39 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
and the one called life
28/06/2005
11:34:42 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
on flickr
28/06/2005
11:35:00 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
aha
28/06/2005
11:35:03 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
i think that 'dream kiss' is my favourite
28/06/2005
11:35:03 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
i c now
28/06/2005
11:35:11 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
hehehehehe
28/06/2005
11:35:16 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
i take it you use photoshop?
28/06/2005
11:35:31 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
i'm happy 4 that one one of me is the favorite 2 u
28/06/2005
11:35:33 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
;)
28/06/2005
11:35:45 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
okay
28/06/2005
11:35:54 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
but can u refersh my mind

28/06/2005
11:36:13 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
the adress of your fliker plz
28/06/2005
11:37:14 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
my nickname is _______
28/06/2005
11:37:21 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
just search it in people search
28/06/2005
11:37:28 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
my photos are not very interesting though
28/06/2005
11:37:42 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
why u said that honey
28/06/2005
11:38:19 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
because i'm not a photographer. i just take them for fun. i don't even really do much to set them up.
28/06/2005
11:39:12 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
& your fun is very interesting
28/06/2005
11:39:17 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
;)
28/06/2005
11:39:51 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
well, there's some nudity involved. that's interesting to the vast majority of 25-year-old males. but that's nothing i haven't heard before
28/06/2005
11:40:10 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
:P
28/06/2005
11:40:26 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
what u mean grand ma

28/06/2005
11:40:28 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
:P
28/06/2005
11:40:33 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
:D
28/06/2005
11:42:08 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
okay, i'm going to go watch a movie now cause it's getting late
28/06/2005
11:49:46 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
mmmmmmmm
28/06/2005
11:49:57 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
what that name of movi
28/06/2005
11:50:02 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
baraka
28/06/2005
11:50:38 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
WHO'S STARING
28/06/2005
11:50:55 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
do you mean starring?
28/06/2005
11:51:13 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
yeah
28/06/2005
11:51:15 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
i don't think there are any actors in it.
28/06/2005
11:51:26 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
it's a documentary of sorts
28/06/2005
11:52:56 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
mmmmm
28/06/2005
11:52:58 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
okay
28/06/2005
11:53:21 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
i'll search for that & i'll watch it 2 discuss it with u
28/06/2005
11:53:38 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
it's from my favorite hoppy
28/06/2005
11:53:52 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
watching movies
28/06/2005
11:53:55 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
;)
28/06/2005
11:54:15 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
hang on i'll give you a link

28/06/2005
11:54:35 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
ok
28/06/2005
11:56:00 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103767/
28/06/2005
11:56:03 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
there it is
28/06/2005
11:56:06 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
r u work dolly
28/06/2005
11:56:11 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
do i work?
28/06/2005
11:56:48 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
is that what you mean?
28/06/2005
11:57:49 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
how can i download it baby
28/06/2005
11:58:51 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
how can you download what? the movie?
28/06/2005
11:59:24 PM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
yeah the movi
28/06/2005
11:59:57 PM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
i have no idea. it might be hard to find
29/06/2005
12:00:09 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
ok
29/06/2005
12:00:13 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
never mind dolly
29/06/2005
12:00:17 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
but
29/06/2005
12:00:32 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
your looks is very yonger in flickeer
29/06/2005
12:00:48 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
i think that u r 20 or not more 23
29/06/2005
12:01:17 AM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
yes, i have a young face. are you 25 as it says in your profile? or is that wrong?
29/06/2005
12:01:49 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
u have a very attractive eyes
29/06/2005
12:01:56 AM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
but again, what on earth does it matter?
29/06/2005
12:02:00 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
& veru smily lips
29/06/2005
12:02:14 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
ideal sexy body
29/06/2005
12:02:23 AM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
ideal for what exactly?
29/06/2005
12:02:32 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
u r magrifision
29/06/2005
12:02:52 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
i mean the beauty mesure of body dolly
29/06/2005
12:02:56 AM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
magrifision? that's not an english word. i'm afraid i don't understand it
29/06/2005
12:03:11 AM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
do you know what a dolly is?
29/06/2005
12:03:22 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
yeah
29/06/2005
12:03:33 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
i like that word
29/06/2005
12:03:54 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
i say it when i feel that afriend of female is near 2 me
29/06/2005
12:04:22 AM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
well if you are indeed in egypt we are not nearby at all
29/06/2005
12:04:27 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
& magrifsion is a frensh mean gr8

29/06/2005
12:04:48 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
i don't mean that
29/06/2005
12:04:48 AM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
nope it's not french either
29/06/2005
12:04:53 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
i mean the soul
29/06/2005
12:05:06 AM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
the soul? dude, you've never even met me. you must be joking
29/06/2005
12:05:28 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
yeah but i look 2 your eyes
29/06/2005
12:05:53 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
swim in it's deep sea
29/06/2005
12:06:03 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
;)
29/06/2005
12:06:13 AM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
you can't see my eyes. that's just a photograph. this is all just superficial
29/06/2005
12:06:15 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
trying 2 touch your lips
29/06/2005
12:06:24 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
yeah
29/06/2005
12:06:51 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
but can u tell me why they say that the smile of jokanda is magic
29/06/2005
12:07:00 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
monalisa
29/06/2005
12:07:48 AM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
can i tell you why? no. and by the same token, you can't say much about me by looking at my smile
29/06/2005
12:07:52 AM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
you don't know anything about me
29/06/2005
12:08:23 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
oaky
29/06/2005
12:08:34 AM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
and it's best to start with personality rather than appearances
29/06/2005
12:08:41 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
but the next dayes will prof that 2 u
29/06/2005
12:08:48 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
;)
29/06/2005
12:11:43 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
what do u do in your life
29/06/2005
12:11:52 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
r u work or what .....?
29/06/2005
12:12:08 AM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
i dabble in a lot of things. i work in a bookstore at the moment
29/06/2005
12:12:33 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
woooooooooooooooooooooooow
29/06/2005
12:12:44 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
very intersting if u like reading
29/06/2005
12:12:47 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
;)
29/06/2005
12:13:35 AM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
i read a lot
29/06/2005
12:13:50 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
woooooooooooooow
29/06/2005
12:13:57 AM
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
u r very lucky
29/06/2005
12:14:03 AM
fuck is my favourite word in the english language
Jivara ... i'll be like U but N another field
to be able to read?

And so on....

Just for the record, calling me 'baby' and 'honey' and 'dolly' when we've just met is a great way to get me to block your address. 'Dolly' is what my mother called my little cousin when she was three years old. Those photos were bound to attract a few creeps. I had just hoped they might be clever and/or interesting creeps.

Ugh. On to better things.

I went to a jazz concert last night and wrote an entire short story in my head. Now I have to put it on paper. Are any of you interested in reading it -- if and when it's finished?

And I also meant to work on my sidebar. I'll try to do that today too.

Thanks to all who joined my impromptu discussion on religious fundamentalism. It's been interesting.

Laters,

-N

by Nome at 11:51 AM
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